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A Giant Douche is one who frequents seedy strip clubs and annoys managers, guards, girls and patrons alike. Cleverly disguised as a [working man] with money by wearing a fluro shirt bought at Crazy Clark's for $2, they give themselves away by repeating the same phrases every [five minutes] and drinking VB. Once removed from a venue, giant douches often thank their evictors for the honour of being evicted. Giant douches also unthinkingly hand their [girlfriends] tasers after guards also act like a giant douche and call them a skank
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