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[The twilight series] is an excellent example of EPIC FAIL. [Stephanie Meyer] is just a loser that writes total shite. I read the first book just to see what all the fuss was about and wow. i could not believe how completely terrible it was
it starts with bella, a plain boring whiny biatch. she falls in love (lust actually) with the angsty Douchebag Edward apparently he is gorgeous.surprise?LUST!
more than half of the time it seems that meyer just writes out her arse.
im not on team Jacob or any crap like that but lets address the fact shall we?? Edward is creepy cold fucker who has openly stated that he wants to devour bella like fucking [HAPPY MEAL]!! okay so it wasnt in those EXACT words but you get it.JACOB on the other hand is apparently sweet, friendly boy who also happens to be LIVING
I fail to see why any smart girl would WANT to be with a boy like Edward. I mean seriously, he sneaks into bella room while she sleep and just watches her(how fucking creepy is that! very!) hes abusive, he has the intellect of a retarded pigeon, and hes a total douche. Bella is basically just promoting the idea that women cant think for themselves and that without men they are nothing.
um lets see now, they have reflections and THEY DONT DIE IN SUNLIGHT THEY JUST SPARKLE?!! WTF?!?
Stephanie Meyers is a disgrace to the name Stephanie GDI
TEAM NOSFERATU [FOR THE WIN]!!
oh and [one more] thought, if edward has no liquids in him how the f*ck did he get bella pregnant??

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