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(noun) A [Police Officer] (Brit., vulg.) Derived from the well-known British spoonerism, "I haven't had a cunt all night, drinkstable!" (an [inebriated] corruption of "I haven't had a drink all night, constable!" - commonly offered in one's own defence when apprehended by the forces of law and order for some minor motoring infraction - eg., running down a [Sunday school] outing or driving one's Bentley through the Food Hall at Harrods).
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