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(noun) to vacuum. The act of waking someone who is asleep up by turning on a vacuum in their room. Directions: - Get out the vacuum and plug it in to an outlet in the hallway - QUIETLY open the victim/roommates door and place the vacuum as far away from their bed as possible without waking them up - Turn on the vacuum and RUN Because the cord is in the hallway, the victim isn't able to yank on it to [pull it off] and must fumble around [in the dark] and half asleep to turn the vacuum off. It usually will take a couple minutes. Stand in the hallway and wait until it turns off, then you know you were successful. To make it even better: Have a friend who has never vacuumed anyone before do it, and then lock them [in the room] as soon as they turn the vacuum on so that when the victim wakes up, all they see is that person.
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