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A Conway is an object of great size (mainly width) that passes with considerable pain out the anal canal (Anus canalium). A Conway gets its name from the literal parts; 1) Con - A negative aspect - As in the case of faeces, with it being extremely hard, wide, and maybe even nutty. Terrible hazardous to the rectum. 2) Way - The Passage - This refers to the rectum and the anal mouth. Therefore, by conglomerizing these two definitions together, we get CONWAY, which is when a big ol' hard crusty shite is passed through the anal canal, where the turd rips the lining of the anus. The [International] Anus Awareness Group (the IAAG) says that this happens to 1 in 13 Guadaluapians, and [unfortunately] it is increasing rapidly among 20 to 30 year olds. Docters say that it is the third highest killer of people when on the toilet, after heart-attacks and [premature ejaculation] accidents, which claims 1 in 6.
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