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The leothong is most ingenious piece of sartorial engineering ever thought up. Masculine, yet intriguing, it is most likely made from spun gold, thus it's luminous shimmer. So outstanding., so [extraordinary] it is, that it was made for the only person to have been able to pull off such a dynamic and wondrous outfit- the legend [Michael Jackson] for his Dangerous World Tour. Like him, the leothong speaks to the masses, yet is beguiling enough to be enjoyed by the [intelligentsia]. It’s elegantly simple,-yet exquisitely complex, brilliantly incandescent, yet breathtakingly modest (a pair of pants are worn underneath it, thus completing the outfit) It’s the epitome of sartorial ingenuity, it's sex expressed as clothing, it's the outfit of angels, the fashion of kings. It’s simply incredible.
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