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Loop your iPod [headphones] wiring around nutsack and/or your [one eyed trouser snake], ensuring one complete revolution around the gonads. Once the loop is secured, get another [individual] to continuously tug on the wiring, thus completing the iJob. iPod music is optional, but to receive the full effect of the iJob, play Celine Dion's "My heart will go on." Caution: Some individuals have larger ballbags and schlongs than others, so longer wiring may be necessary.
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