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just like 'Twilight', its an insult to all vampires and films. basically its about a kid who wants to have more than just a [normal life], so decides to go with his friend to this circus full dumbfucks and duechebags who say the most dumbest shit and [do the most] stupid-ass things. so they meet a guy named 'cirque du freak' (or 'cirque du fuck') who's secretly a vampire, and wants someone to aid him in the war against humans. so to sum it up, the characters are gay, the plot is horrible, and the film is peice of shit that should've [never been] made! it should be titled 'vampire's ASSistant'!
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