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Douchitis: The illness or disease of having excessive douche like tendencies, [to the extent] that it effects loved ones and friends in a negative manner. We at Douche Patrol are the world's foremost leading authority on douches, [douchebags], douchettes, and douchebag behavior in general. We recently launched the Global Douche [Initiative] in order to combat douchitis worldwide.
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