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A Bro-soda is not just a beer. A beer becomes a Bro-Soda if and only if 1. The person drinking it is a bro, and 2. He is in the presence of at least one other bro, and 3. There are no females present. If all three conditions are met, then beer undergoes a [transformation]. Its existence as bro-soda goes from being merely potential, to full actuality. Ethics: The term bro-soda should never be used in [the company] of females. For example, if in the presence of a lady-infested party, one bro says to another bro, "Hey, can you grab me a bro-soda?" then he has alienated all the females in his presence. Then, when the bro is alone with the female, she will [bitch and moan], causing the bro to return to bro-night with the need to complain about his lady-bro. This restricts the capacity for bro-night to get to its full potential (which usually involves forgetting about the lady-bros).
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