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A seemingly [impossible] feat of human anatomy in which a midget is coated from [head to toe] in ranch dressing. The midget is then adorned with a frying pan [on the head] to be used as a hat when making headway. Finally, and most painfully, the midget is forced up into the rectal region of a female human, tears out the ovaries, and wears them as a pair of antlers.
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