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After a long night of unsuccessfully trying to pick up a bunch of conceited girls at a [particularly] [pretentious] bar, go to the bathroon, jerk off into your hand, wipe it on the shirt/face of [one of the girls] and say "That could have been inside you, but that was a choice YOU made."
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