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a thin (and in bad cases thick) lining of cum crusties, [dingleberrys], sweat and tears that usually appears on a woman's area between the vagina and butthole (it could [theoretically] appear on a man if he finds a way to splooge on his own gooch or unless he is a "homo","fag","[raging flamer]", or my favorite, an "anal tool"). Men with Gooch Splooches are often known to enjoy an occasional "Alaskan Pancake".
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