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A man whose genitalia has underdeveloped forcing him to rigorously study the art of Muff Diving. He has perfected this act so well that any muff he touches will achieve extreme [satisfaction] beyond belief. To become a supreme meatless muff diver the person must commit to the dive and know that no muff can go undoven. The meatless [muff divers] may sometimes perform actual [intercourse] but it is highly unlikely because most divers genitalia is so small that once the female's eyes gaze upon the meat they instantly become turned off due to its disturbingly small girth.
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