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A fart is when a guy lets out methane from his ass hole/bum bum hole. You may fart as you do a number 2, just embrace this pleasure.

Guys like to show of infront of their mates when farting. If you've never laughed at a fart your boring and haven't lived. If your farts stink you can loose friends however if they're loud with great sound effects you can be appreciated by other guys especially immature drunk guys.

Ladies usually go to the toilet or [the woods] to fart, they like to do this to give the [impression] they don't fart but guys know the truth! Often many women will gather in woods and toilets just to let out their methane.

A mans dream is a [good looking], rich women who lets her wind break free wherever they may be. If a guy farts in bed your women might slap you with a wet fish however secretly she loves it.

Fart smells can range from cheesy wotsit crisps to eggs. From a shit farm to flowers.

Sometimes if you produce a wet, sloppy fart you can follow through, [talking from experience] it's not big or clever. If this happens just ask your mum to be brave and wash them for you, you may need to get your wallet out at this point.

If you have baked beans the following day/night you could enjoy a nice bubble bath. This is so much fun.

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