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A [phenomenon] which only occurs once an [individual] wears jeans. It is most commonly used to describe the lump or bulge which forms on the around the zipper/crotch area when sitting down. Any attempt to 'squash' the said boner may result in making the situation even more awkward, leading most to ignore it and hope nobody else notices, much like when you pop a real boner [on the train] and can't get it to go down.
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