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The act of going into [the Apple store] and taking many obnoxious pictures, then either uploading them to any [social networking site] such as facebook, or just emailing them to yourself. Symptoms of Premature Emaculation are, but not limited to, many [unnecessary] pictures taken, aggravation of peers, and the occasional leaving behind of the pictures taken on the Mac, resulting in moments of WTF and OMGWTFBBQ from the next person to test that computer. It is termed 'Premature' because the person does not actually have a Mac, but likes to pretend they do because it has cool photo-filters.
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