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Period Pants were invented at the turn of the century as more and more women demanded to be let [out of the house] while their vaginas were bleeding profusely. In 1896, the [United States] Congress passed the "Period Pants Law", which allowed women to enter public buildings, so long as they wore designated "period pants" so that everyone knew these whores were out [fucking around] when they should be at home bleeding into their underwear and girdles.
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