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A guy at [Pennsylvania State University], [University Park] that every student at the university has probably heard yammer endlessly quite a few times as they pass the Willard building (A place where 99% of the study body has had at least one class), and many have argued against for fun. Basically, he spits out Christian bullshit condemning the world we live in every day, and apparently gets paid $30,000 a year to do it, [what the hell]!

Anyway, for example, he talks about how condoms don't help us at all, when they're obviously better than nothing, how abortion is a horrible thing and should be made illegal, when it isn't the grounds of a religion to ban such in the United States, a country with, as he quotes a lot, has the first amendment (Although yes, it's debatable because some other people have the belief against abortion as well), and how men should be working, and women should be in the house, which he justifies with "[scientific research]" on people's minds and traditional roles, when this is clearly sexism as one doesn't choose to be male or female.

And finally, my favorites, how a family with two homosexual parents is horrible for a child, when they're typically better than straight couples in terms of a child growing up well. And even better, another about how homosexuals are evil for condemning [fundamentalist Christians] as homophobes...

But of course, this all programmed stuff he doesn't put a lot of thought into, I mean really, take a look at this link. Section 4C...how do you get that wrong? LOL

thewillardpreacher.com/DefendYourFaithHomosexuality.htm

And if you're to lazy to click the link, I quote:

4. [Homosexuality] does not fulfill the created biological order:

A. Women have a vagina where the male penis has been created to go.

B. There is no such place on the male body.

C. The penis is meant to go into the vagina and women don’t have one.
"

Ummmm, yeah--women don't have vaginas? If you're all knowing Mr. Willard Preacher, than I'm really happy now as I [identify] as transsexual. What you're saying is that I'm more of a woman than most others because I have a penis at the moment...I LOVE YOU lol--jk, I know what you meant, but still.

Hey, by the way, if as before, you believe men should be doing all the work, why don't you get a REAL JOB bud, be a productive force in the world, rather than try to convert a bunch of intelligent students at a public ivy who can think for themselves to convert to a religion that does it all for them. I mean seriously, at least in Judaism, my religion, I'm told that I should ask questions and you have room to challenge traditional values and live your own Jewish life; you're just told by the church what to believe, and that's it.

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