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A biker is a man who rides an [american made] cruiser most likely the kind of HARLEY DAVIDSONS but not limited to amercian made cruisers although owning a cruiser is a must in order to fit into the biker catagorie. A biker dosent just take his bike out [on the weekends] but he rides on all night and day whenever his free time permits and often pulls off to the side of the road to nap for a few hours from riding so much and in order to sober up just a little bit . A biker will then wake up and [smoke a bowl] of some medical and drink out of his flask of 151 and continue on untill work needs to be done or his lady needs to be done , one or the other will get the true biker back to home base . The biker spends every sunday not at church but on his sidewalk in front of his home washing and waxing his bike and saying [sweet things] to here while [drinking] a 40 oz of some kind beer and upon end takes off and rides into the sunset not to be seen untill morning sometime . His hair can be long and the biker doesnt care about showers , cologne , nice clothes , or any other sissy boy shit that most proper office working pussys care about and simply he just wants to be one with his bike and second his girly . A biker will be quick to fight you no matter if he gets his ass beat or not and is not afraid of spending a few nights in jail . The true biker loves his momma , hates his daddy , doesnt know if god exists , and believes in no life after death . Although fierce and full of rage [for the most part] dont take him for being a bad human being because a true biker cares about women and children and will go out of his way to help them anytime of day and will even help out his fellow man if possible . Just dont mistake kindness for weakness and the biker will always be on your side .

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