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A term used when [David Hasslehoff], one of the few men who can fight Chuck Norris and live, is hassled in a way that makes [David Hasslehoff] angry. The only way to make David Hasslehoff happy again is to summon Billy Mays and have him advertise Orange-Glo for David Hasslehoff's awesome Orange tan. [Unfortunately], Billy Mays has passed away, leaving no known repercussion against Hassling the Hoff. All those within a 50 mile radius all climax in an orgy of pleasure, and then die.
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