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Little douches. Like big douches, but less smart and less [original]. Douchelings aspire to be douches but really just follow in the footsteps of the real douches. They travel in packs and tend to [gravitate] towards the head or "papa" douche of the pack. They only say and do things that a papa [douchebag] has said or done before. Douchelings also tend to spend a lot of time talking about their penis's, which are also little.
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