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When a man approaches an object - be it a [kitchen table], a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast. The motion can be subtle and [inconspicuous] or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia. Woman too can [participate] in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
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