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A Lurkey Turkey is a creature which lives all over the [Southern Comfort] Hemisphere, it is unique in that is is never sober and generally lurks around alleys, looking like a bit of a turkey (hence the word, its a derived term). The Lurkey Turkey is a one of a kind creature and features in several pop culture shows like "[Turkey Lurkey Time]" (due to legal reasons they couldn't write Lurkey Turkey but instead [Turkey Lurkey]). There is only one true Lurkey Turkey but there are some wanna-be Lurkey Turkey's but they are often just called drunks or vampires. As the Lurkey Turkey is unique, it therefore has magical powers like; surviving Thanksgiving, surviving multiple ninja attacks, and making every decision in the world ever, it is pretty much a God, it is also the founder of the Turnip Religion, under the pseudonym "Edgar Turnip" which has lead to the establishment of boxes in the metauniverse.
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