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Method of sex wherein two are loving in a bathtub while employing a glow-in-the-dark rubber. Depending on where you call home - i.e. marshy locale - you may want to poop in the tub after eating something especially disagreeable to your intestines. For best results, stir the enchanting buttpourri into the your bath evenly. Before insertion, the man will want to gyrate his hips and buttocks so as to mimic the fluid serpentine motion of an [electric eel] in a freshwater rivulet. This will startle the woman who will then step on the frightened "eel" mercilessly. Ironically, this makes it easier for the man to slide his flattened [illuminated] penis into his [significant] other's pruned vagina without friction.
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