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[Pretty much] the worst STI in existance. When a friend has hooked up with someone gross, or tells you that they think they may have an STI, one is bound by a moral duty to inform them that they have, in fact, [contracted] anal clap. Symptoms include: anything they complain of. Then tell them that anal clap is worse than AIDS, and it's only going to get worse. One could also make up some more heinous symptoms, including (but not limited to) [anal leakage], scabies, and loss of teeth.
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