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A manuever that takes place in the early, unsuspecting hours of the morning where a man positions his crotch over the face of the victim, pulls his [morning wood] down towards his toes and releases it like a catapault . This strike hits the "opponent", obliterates their jaw, and results in a sound resembling a knockout or similar hard hit in a fight. Most commonly used at house parties, fraternity houses, and bedrooms as punishment to humiliate a person such as an [uninvited guest], a tool, or [irritating] girlfriend who has pissed you off. A quick and easy way to get revenge or show disapproval.
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