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Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth [officially] documenting: 1 Completely Flaccid 2 Stirring of the Loins 3 Beginning to Lift 4 Fun, Yet Floppy 5 Nursing the Perfect Semi 6 Veins & Details Appear 7 Hot to Touch 8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach 9 Moves of its Own Accord* 10 Permanent Erection** --------------------------------- *Must be able to perform one complete [cock push-up]. **Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires [surgical removal].
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