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Made by Pfizer in [collaboration] with The Onion News Network, Despondex is the first drug designed to treat the symptoms of excessive perkiness. It can prevent loud joyful squeals when a friend calls, [Christmas caroling], costume parties, talking in line at a [grocery store], community potlucks, excessive hugging, and smiles.
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