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A device that consists of a fork with the centre two prongs broken off. It is used to defend against the [prostitutes] of Magaluf. To use it you simply arm yourself with it and lunge at the prossies eyes, this allows for a quick getaway. The device can be purchased with several attachments such as harpoon spear with rope, laser sight, [explosive] prong ammunition, prossy net, taser stunning prongs, long range scope, boomerang return prongs, armoured piercing prongs (for the prossies wearing [protective] eyewear). It also comes in a male or female version, the difference being the colour.
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