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Fartin' around the turd is a figure of speech used to imply that somebody or something is wasting time or procrastinating. This figure of speech comes from the actions of a gaseous individual, who instead of going to the bathroom and dropping a deuce, with just sit there and fart around the turd all afternoon.
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