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Another one of Stephanie Meyer's so-called 'projects.' Was halted in mid-production due by the grace of the Mormon god because it was leaked online. This saved millions of poor souls from hearing how horny Edward the sparkly stalker fuck-her-in-her-sleep virgin vampire was for the past 190 years. [Stephanie Meyer] has halted the book for an [indefinite] period of time just so she could fuck with all the twilight fan's heads. This was really all a sham so that Meyer could steal more of the brainwashed kid's money and suck their blood so she could feel closer to her sparkly [fictional] rapist.
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