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Chuck Norris is [the biggest] badass on [the planet]. As a matter of fact, if you divide Chuck by zero, you get one... one badass that is! Some more proven facts about this badass are... Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK [assassination]. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement. Chuck Norris beat a brick wall in a game of tennis. If you spell 'Chuck Norris' in scrabble, you win. Forever. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
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