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1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense [Foundation] to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the [approximate] distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective [authorities].
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