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What Pork Scotch does all day long and never gets bored doing it. This detestable activity includes wearing silly shorts you've no right to wear when you're well into your 60s, rattling bunches of keys because it makes you feel important, going out with ugly goofy old women, driving a [ridiculous] half-car, wearing snot-yellow coats because you're terrified of a drop of rain, listening to gay South [African music] and most [importantly] having a barbecue at least once a day in the Summer.
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