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A really boring town south of Houston. Doesn't actually have pears. Home of the Dawson Eagles and the Pearland oilers. The Oilers were here first but Dawson just got a shiney new 3 story building so HA! One popular [attraction] is the new mall, which kind of sucks cause it's outdoors and the Houston weather is...unpleasant. Often called The Land of Pears by young [residents]. You can tell this city is too spread out cause I have to drive 20 minutes to [the other side] of town to get my boyfriend. :c
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