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A cougar cannot be defined in a simple [definition].  One cannot consciously seek out a cougar.  One can only prepare himself/herself for confirming the positive identity of a cougar by familiarizing himself/herself with the common signs/traits of the cougar.  Once one instinctively feels the potential presence of a cougar [on the prowl], he/she can [fall back on] what he/she knows about cougars in general to positively confirm and report a cougar sighting.

Here are the most common signs/traits that your instincts may have accurately identified a cougar nearby:
1.  A [single woman] over 30 appears to be at least 51 months older than she is biologically.
2.  A single woman over 30 is talking to your 25 year-old ass about tunes on "Pyromania" and you're able to keep the [conversation] rolling with your knowledge of "The Vault" and interest in her white high-tops.
3.  A single woman over 30 is overheard talking to a group of college men about how she used to date a college guy when she was in 7th grade because the color of his Camaro was the same as her back pocket comb.

So, how does one warn/notify a buddy that he may be talking with a cougar?  Whisper into his ear, "Easy cougar, you're doin' fine." (See Top Gun)

Other searches for information on the positive identification of a cougar:
Zoo Cougar
Foggie Benning
Coon Rapids, Minnesota

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