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though the other definitions cover wat an assgoblin is, i would like to reveal their history which has been shrouded in mystery for centuries. They were the spawn of some perverted [leprechauns] with an anus fetish were condemed by god to be ugly, green and lick/eat ass [for the rest of eternity]. they have bred over the centuries and are located around the globe. their culture is similar to the culture of people where they live, with slight irish and ass-worshipping rituals thrown in. when found trustworthy, they will befriend humans and sometimes inter-breed. [Danny Devito] is rumored to be one such half-ass-goblin. i know all of this from an assgoblin i befriended in New York. at the time i was young and knew nothing of the assgoblins inteligence, which is similar to humans, with the exception of annoyingly squeaky voices and anus-licking tendencies. different races of assgoblin are denoted by number of toes
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