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A bloop is the sound a giant [piece of dung] that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass. Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the [living room] can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump [off the toilet] for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
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