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The median between a "[whiskey dick]" and a full blown erection. "Zombie Dick" occurs when the male attempts to revive his [whiskey dick] by any means necessary for the purpose of sexual pleasure. The undead, semi-life form resembles that of a Zombie resulting in a sub-par sexual [performance] and resentment towards ones genitals.
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