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A snot-coloured hi-viz jacket worn by fat ugly security guards who are terrified of rain. The Pork Scotch Jacket will be worn whatever the weather because the slightest bit of rain is a complete [catastrophe] to the [fat bastard] who cries himself to sleep wishing he was back in South Africa where his [boyfriends] live.
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