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The moment when a [dreadlocked] personage realises that they have a dread trapped in the office shredder. Usually accompanied by a scream for [assistance], the dread shred victim can only hope that [the shredder] becomes clogged or full before the dread is wrenched out at the root, or worse, their entire head begins to be grinded to pulp. The victim of a dread shred should clearly realise that there is only suffering ahead before the situation gets any better.
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