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A wall-stache is a mustache that either suddenly appears on one's wall or grows over a period of time. Wall-stache's are known to come in varying colors, shapes, and sizes, but the most common colors are brown and black. Anyone who's wall is unable to grow a stache can obtain one simply by [purchasing] a fake mustache from a joke shop or costume bazaar. (caution, this fake stache [on the wall] will result in your wall losing any self respect and/or [masculinity])
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