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Is a top-of-the-line full-size luxury SUV manufactured by [General Motors] under the Cadillac Marque. The Current generation Escalade/ESV and EXT are built using the GMT-900 platform using an IMPRESSIVE Vortec 6.2L V8 delivering 409 BHP @ 417 Ft. LB. of Torque the Escalade/ESV/EXT trio are the MOST powerful and successful SUVs/SUT ever produce by [General Motors].

SOME body panels are share between the Chevrolet Tahoe, Suburban and Avalanche and GMC Yukon and Yukon XL Yukon/Yukon XL Denali. HOWEVER, No interiors are share between the entry-level Chevrolet and GMC versions.

Some Features [exclusive] to the [Cadillac Escalade] trio are Autobeam HID and LED headlights, Magnetic Ride Control sensors and cooled and heated cup holders.

The top-of-the-line-trim GMC Denali package versions feature SELECTED similar details enhacing its appearance. A number of features, engine size and number of safety airbags commonly found in the Cadillac versions can also be found in the Denali package.

The Escalade is the most hated luxury SUV in the world by poorly uneducated and immature idiots who CANNOT afford it and choose to compare it to the cheaper Tahoe, Suburban, EXT Yukon or Yukon XL or as a "[Nigger car]" "pimp car " or "drug car" vehicle due to it's popularity in Rap music videos and shows like The Sopranos.

The most hated comments come from the assholes who drive current-to-date UNDERPOWERED Navigators and Range Rovers and those who will NEVER be able to afford not even an used one.

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