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Due to the fact that a fat man has a large [gelatinous] pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large [beast of a man] must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and [crossed over] the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.
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