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Theory 1 - If a player is talking and is 12yo or younger he and all others that age sound the exact same. Theory 2 - If a player is 12yo or younger he will do nothing but say/yell/scream "SKIP THE MAP! SKIP THE MAP! HURRY, SKIP THE MAP!" Theory 3 - No one under the age of 18 is supposed to be playing CoD. However we all know that is bullshit and no one cares about that. However no one under the age of 15 should be allowed to because they are stupid immature little shit heads who do nothing but complain all the way through the fucking match. Theory 4 - If you have a microphone(headset), and you do not talk to other people on your team, YOU SIR ARE A DOUCHE! Theory 5 - If you do not have high-speed internet or a good connection do not play CoD. You will cause all other players to get pissed off when you finally lose connection. Theory 6 - The only reason you should camp is if you are a sniper. Other than that you wold be stupid to camp because people will do nothing but repeatedly kill you each time you hide or attempt to hide in a certain spot. Theory 7 - If you have any common sense at all you already know these theories are facts and you are wasting your time reading this. --------------------------------------------------------------------
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