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The ultimate dickbag, or king of all doucheboxes. A sorry excuse for a man, who often can be found at 24 Hour Fitness with a fake tan and a jar of protein powder sticking out of his ass, grunting and gawking at the ladies to try to get the attention he apparently never got as a child.

Often passes around STD's and thinks he is the sexiest thing to ever strut around the mangina bars he hangs out at, combing the dance floor or bar area for younger broads who don't realize what a [fucking loser] he is quite yet because these younger chicks lack experience. Super dumbass, who spells shit wrong on his Facebook, and makes headlines or quotes on his page such as, "Keep it real,"or "[This is why I'm hot]," in addition to pictures of himself flexing.

Basically a disgrace to all men, metrosexual, overly-wrapped up in his own shit, and feels entitled to sex... and makes a big fucking deal about not getting enough sex...even though he sucks major ass in bed. Basically, he put the chick's legs over her head and sticks it in and fucking chills there, being all like, "Is this good for you, babe?" Constantly has to beat off because he sucks at life altogether. Constantly cheats on his dumbass, in-denial [girlfriend], and uses words like, "sweetheart" to detract attention from his dirty [fucking ballsack] and unfaithful tendencies.

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