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A small town about 20-30 minutes north of Cincinnati, Ohio. Probably most well known for it's location next to Sharonville. Glendale is home to the least productive cops in Ohio and a bakery with the least convenient hours in the USA. Glendale is largely populated by [senior citizens] who refuse to be taken care of by anyone else and therefore do not reside in Maple Knoll, a retirement home 5 minutes away, where they belong. Glendale's reputation of being a wealthy or "high-class" village is tarnished considerably by it's dubious location within the Princeton school district. Children attending Princeton [public schools] and living in Glendale experience a strange contrast between the harsh realities of school life and the sheltered atmosphere of their [neighborhood]. They are forced to tell everyone at school that they're aren't rich even though they know they are and are then ostricized by the middle-class majority. All in all Glendale is just a depressing combination of old people, poser kids who frequent the Rave on Friday nights, and "five-star" [restaurants] that really suck. Oh, and there are railroad tracks running directly through the center of Glendale - the tracks are used frequently.

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