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When someone is such a [fucking tool], he surpasses the previously insurmountable title of mega douche, and therefore the only adjective left is epic. The Epic Douche is easily identifiable as being a complete dick to everyone, having an [incredibly hot] girlfriend he doesn't deserve, enjoys rap even though he's whiter than Elton John, wearing mostly Hollister and Abercrombie, and driving a really nice car that his parents bought him, though he calls it his own. Of course, each Epic Douche has even more dickish [characteristics] unique to his pathetic little existence, not just the ones above.
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