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Pronounciation: "Paw - Luck".

This versatile word can be used in many ways.

As a noun it means to represent an extremely
awkward [individual] with a 100% mimicking attitude.
To be called a pollock is considered to be one of

the highest degree of insult as nobody wants to be

a loser like a pollock! To be a pollock means you

will most likely have a big ego and think you are

absolutely the shit. As a verb, this word describes

the [performance] of an action that displays general

forms of mental [retardation] and ignorance to normalities
in a social cociety. Nobody wants to get caught

pollocking. it is a sure fire way to lose your soul

to [the underworld]. Used as an adverb to to harshly and

directly describe the act of pollocking. this is a great

way to verbally cut down a foe or just to tell of the

principal of your local school. Used as an adjective

or describing word this word can be used in any way

possible to describe and express genuine hate and

disgust for something. when it comes down to it,

this word can be used anywhere, anytime!

Origin: this word derives from a horrid being that

is sometimes considered a demon. this creature's

habitat is in a very nicely kept house with very

loving parents that smother him with concern and

love. He usually stays in his room (which is probobly

the same size as your basement) and accompanies himself

with his faggoty guitars, microkorg, and indie rock

cds. the myth is if you ascociate yourself with this

dude, you will be forever copied and followed and have

a miserable life.

[Description]: A typical "pollock" will be wearing anything

and everything. depending on who it is copying it could

be wearing really flashy vibrant clothing, or it could be

rocking some serious [basketball shorts] (that he will claim

to be bringing back). This total doucher will almost always

have his headphones in even if he is with a group of real,

living talking people. he will most likely be 100% serious

all the time and will butcher jokes and fail at attempting

to fit in and joke around with the guys. If wearing slip-on

shoes, he will be wearing socks. because they hurt his heels.

What a pussy!

Use: Noun, Verb, Adverb, Adjective.

Used:

(Noun) - "Hey man, [look at that] old nasty pollock over

there!"

(Verb) - "That boy [over there] is sure pollocking pretty hard!".

(Adverb) - "He is talking to that girl very pollockly. He is [making a fool] of himself... and men in general".

(Adjective) - "That Outback Steakhouse and Grill is looking quite pollock! Maybe thats why they shut all of them down?"

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